do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(via dontpeakearly)
Ugh. One of the cats is in heat, and despite the fact that the big tomcat doesn’t have anything to impregnate the tiny one, they still keep trying to go for it. I feel like the chaperone at a prom or something, since I’m the only one home and all I have a is a squirt bottle.
So. I decided today I have to make a lot of changes. I did a lot of good things the first few months of the year, but life is just too damn short to spend as much of unhappy and searching for better as I do. This is going to be difficult. I hate a lot of things, but being positive will probably be better, and I’ll feel better and be able to like…accomplish things and tell people I care about that I do care about them.
- Potential employer: Have you ever received any awards or recognition?
- Me: Well, Time magazine called me a lazy, entitled narcissist.
Bluthify | Spotify made playlists for each one of the Bluth Family members for you to enjoy.
Click here and listen to each one of them, and share them with your friends, they’re perfect.
I am reblogging this for my own enjoyment later.
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